An SUV parked on my block had this saying on its front license plate: "Life is fragile, handle with prayer."
Syrupy, I know, but still a nice sentiment, especially during the holiday season, I thought. Then I noticed the NRA sticker on the passenger-side window! And as I continued down the block, I checked out the rear license plate and saw that it was from North Carolina!
It's so nice when people live up to their stereotypes so that I can keep my prejeudices intact.