Wednesday, July 2, 2008

That's Dickey, you $*^)!

My boss asked me to forward her contact information for the novelist Eric Jerome Dickey, and we couldn't understand why my e-mails, which had his name in the subject line, weren't going through.

Then she remembered that she'd programmed her e-mail to send all messages involving the word "dick" to spam because we'd been getting copious amounts of penis-enlargement spam with very graphic photos. Sure enough, problem solved!

Could this mean that Iona Nipple's friends are wondering why they don't hear from her more often?

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